What a bunch of FRIKKEN morons.

*sigh*

We ordered our kitchen in about November last year, the deposit was paid and everything was signed off. It is now, April. Which means that the kitchen people have had 5 months to make my, very simple, not even vaguely complicated cupboard doors.

So, can anyone explain to me why last week they were still cutting them? I just do not understand, in fact it completely boggles my brain. They knew that the renovations would all be done by the last week of March and they promised me faithfully that my kitchen would be finished then as well. And now i sit and i wait.

Last week, i phoned the owner and asked him when they would be coming. He gave me some huge long story about workers day and taxis and flying green monsters and man eating cows and eventually he said (after about 15 phone calls mind you) that they would be coming on Tuesday (yesterday) at about 8:30am.

8:30 came, and went and eventually at about 11 i asked my husband to phone him and find out what the hell was going on. You had better make sure you're sitting down when you hear this one and do bear in mind that this is a 'professional' kitchen company. He left a voice mail for Ewan saying 'Hi Ewan, i'm sorry, i thought today was Monday!! WOOPSIE!!! But it's cool they will come tomorrow, because i've all ready sent my guys out. Thanks hey. Cheers.'

He thought it was Monday.

I think that is very possibly the lamest thing i have ever heard in my whole entire life.

So this morning, 8:30am comes and of course there is no sign of our friend. I was just about to pick up the phone and find out if he knows what day it is and my phone rings.

'Hullo'

'Hi Clair, it's bob. Oh OH OHOH hold on i've got another call'

*insert annoying conversation with someone else in the background*

'COOL, hi clair. Ya listen hey, i was like all confused about what day it was yesterday *laugh*. Anyway, listen, i was in such a bloody rush this morning when i was packing the truck that i dropped your glass doors so i'll have to get them to remake them. But the guys will be there at about 9:30 ok. Thanks hey. Cheers.'

*click*

He dropped my glass doors.

*scream*

What is wrong with this man? What the hell has he been smoking???

Firstly he measured my fridge, but didn't bother to use the frikken measurements so we had to buy a new fridge because the cupboard backs had all ready been cut and they all kind of fit together around the fridge and his irritating receptionist who is about as friendly as an ostrich (and kind of resembles one) tried to blame me for their mistake by saying i told her we might be getting a new fridge. LIES lies lies!! There was never a new fridge plan.

Secondly he delayed for 2 weeks on the cupboard doors and his even more useless receptionist, kept telling me lies about why they were so late 'no no clair, we have to wait for the granite to settle.' What a load of cods-wallop. The granite people were like 'what?? No you can put the doors on straight away.'

Thirdly he gets days of the week mixed up.

Fourhly he has broken my glass doors! How long am i going to have to wait for that i wonder......